Since our founding over a century ago, we have held strong to our vision that "No idea is too stupid!"
Some of our more recent ideas
Sofa Power
Creatine + vegan protein = maximum results. A real supplement with a deeply unserious name. Chocolate, 20 servings, and absolutely no lifting required.
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Milestone Me
Capture your dash — the span between birth and death, and everything in it worth remembering. Overlay several lives on one timeline and align them by age, not just by calendar.
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Yoga Me
Learn beginner yoga poses and build guided routines with hands-free spoken cues — so you can practice with your eyes off the screen and the phone set down.
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AQI Me
Air quality at a glance. Track the current Air Quality Index — plus time and temperature — for up to 20 cities, states, or GPS coordinates. No account, no ads — on the web, or on iPhone & iPad.
App Store → · Open the web app → · Learn more →
RoboRoots
Roots, Robot, Reggae! Five Jamaican steampunk robots laying down brass-knuckle bass lines, clockwork one-drop, and lyrics soldered straight from the heart of the machine.
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They're Detectives!
A goof on 1970's detective shows, featuring the unlikely trio of the Pope, the Chimp, and the Robot. Inspired by a stand-up bit we saw years ago.
Watch the Opening Credits →
Pong Me
Classic retro Pong with procedural audio, adjustable AI, and that green-on-black CRT aesthetic. Free for Mac, Windows (a bit raw), and iPhone.
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File Me
Clean up your files' dates and locations. Rename, re-date, fix GPS coordinates, and sync EXIF metadata on scanned photos and legacy files — all in one shot. Free for Mac.
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Recipe Me
Organize and share your recipes. Manage your recipes in beautiful recipe books. Import, create, and share your culinary creations.
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Quote Me
Shareable inspiration in a click. Create and share beautiful quotes with your friends and social networks.
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Suck-Up Bot
A cute robot butler that's always ready with a compliment. Coming soon!
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Goodbye Old Chum
Honoring loved ones with meaningful sea memorials. Explore our day trip and weekend packages.
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Onebuh
Makers of amazing explainable AI products.
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Ask Gramperly
The world's slowest search engine.
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Gromit Capital Partners
Making furry investments for more than a decade.
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But I'm A Crepe
What the hell are you doing here? Getting crepes.
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Connections Helper
Sheesh. The NYT peeps are too clever for me.
Visit Connections Helper →Founder's Own
Not products, and not company positions — just Rob, arguing badly and then handing you the people who argue well. No idea is too stupid, including the political ones.
